My Husband Makes Me Sick!

Hans and I are no longer friends, at least not this week. 

Why?

He made me sick, literally.

 I've been progressively getting worse the past 3 days. Thankfully I've not had a fever, that would just be icing on my symptom cake. I feel like there is an elephant sitting on my head.

I am sneezing every 30 seconds.

I think I coughed up at least part of a lung, if not the whole thing.

My nose is the Niagara Falls of slimy snot. (I certainly hope you weren't trying to eat.)

I'm pretty sure I look exactly like this guy.

The evil, evil man loving husband is out out getting some more Kleenex and medicine. 

I am quite miserable today. I even had my own little meltdown making lunch. I burned my finger on the pan, threw my grilled sandwich (thankfully it stayed mostly in the pan), and then proceeded to cry like a baby while Hans put my food back together. 

If I'm not back for the rest of the week it's because the Elephant is squishing me. 

Wish me luck, and if you have any tips and tricks to help me get better soon let me know! I'm starting to get desperate.

Linking here:

Bacon Time With The Hungry Hungry Hypo